Apologies for the nsfw
foodporn this morning
My mom walked in just as I saw this… thanks
“Do you know the latest rumor they’ve conjured up, in their fear-induced delirium? The one that beats my boys with a bat! The one they call “The Bear Jew”… is a Golem! An avenging Jew angel, conjured up by a vengeful rabbi, to smite the Aryans!”
A soldier and a local girl share a chocolate bar and cigarettes, 1946.
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
This dog was unable to gaze at his beloved cat due to some menacing potted plants, but true love won in the end.
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Reblogging because ^^^