god fucking damn it yes mother fucking please
OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY
so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)
AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???
and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”
it was the most confusing point of my drunk life
get it sister marjorie
Floridians during a hurricane.
"It ain’t even a Category 3 … the mall is still open." - actual quote from the last hurricane I was in.
This is cool and all but honestly its just an ingenious way to pull up your undies.