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justonebreathatatime:

Apologies for the nsfw ~~food~~porn this morning

My mom walked in just as I saw this… thanks

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“Do you know the latest rumor they’ve conjured up, in their fear-induced delirium? The one that beats my boys with a bat! The one they call “The Bear Jew”… is a Golem! An avenging Jew angel, conjured up by a vengeful rabbi, to smite the Aryans!”

aclockworkorange:

A soldier and a local girl share a chocolate bar and cigarettes, 1946.

brain-confetti:

remanth:

semolavanpelt:

Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.

You level up when you can do it with long sleeves

I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.

But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards

lulz-time:

buzzfeed:

This dog was unable to gaze at his beloved cat due to some menacing potted plants, but true love won in the end.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

babanees:

fml

Reblogging because ^^^